woah man tornado wornado in effect
DID I SERIOUSLY SAY FRICKIN TORNADO WARNADO OH MY GOD I MEANT WARNING
we have the possibility of a tornado-wornado, so please keep all your doorsie-woorsies locked, and make sure close your windows. We don’t want your housie-wouse to be blown away now do we!!
i swear to god
This is Tumblr
It will change your life forever.
I think this is the most notes i have seen on one of my post.
This is so beautifully accurate
and i love how it’s dan.
we are all dans in the end
I know I’m pretty quiet on this blog and don’t really communicate anything beyond the reblogged gif but I thought I would let you all know that there will be a two week hiatus. I’m traveling to Africa but you can read about all the preparation, and experiences of said trip on my other blog http://emuhleeandkaylagotoafrica.tumblr.com/
See you guys in two weeks!!!
what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.