When I was six I was bitten by a radioactive bookworm. Now I read things.
HOLY SHIT INCEST ON A STICK HE JUST PUSHED A CHILD OUT OF A FUCKING 10-STORY WINDOW
Looks like somebody just started watching Game of Thrones.
when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen
I like to photoshop pictures of myself being in the same room multiple times [via]
are you a lonely child
no, can’t you see all her friends
I’ve always loved Will’s split second face of “Barbossa? What the fuck? When was he an option?!”
I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong but
omg please don’t bring this back
People are converting because of this post and I’m actually Jewish oh god I fucked up
it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family
where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
"I want my father back, you son of a bitch"
"And for a moment, he was alive. And my fairy tale came true."
I love that man.
favorite NHL twitters → joffrey lupul
- Killian Jones & ‘transport’
finding a proper title for this made me laugh a lot actually ;)